Respect my mum just as you Respect yours; "*One Afternoon A Husband Arrived Home With Sad News. HUBBY: Baby, I just received a call: mother is not feeling well. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the Visit? Please write a list and then we can go. WIFE: A list won't be necessary, we'll just get 2 cabbages and 2 litres of cooking oil. HUBBY: Is it going to be enough really? WIFE: Yes Sweetie, No need to waste money,of course it's gonna be enough. (They Left For Town & After Getting 2 Cabbages & 2litres Of Cooking Oil, During the purchase The Hubby Asked His Wife Again If that Was All. She Emphasized the Issue of Not Wasting Money On an impromptu Visit. They Then Hit The Road Towards The Village & Where The Road Branches To Different Villages, The Hubby Driving, Took A Turn To His Wife's Home.) WIFE: ( Shocked) where are we going honey? I thought you said we're going to visit your mother. HUBB...